Archive for October, 2006

The Key Man


So, if I hold my keys I’m allowed to park here?


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Don’t Vote For That Goober

The other day I was trying to tell someone something I thought about the upcoming state governor’s election and a particular candidate for governor.

“A governor’s candidate,” I called him.

The correct term would be “gubernatorial candidate.”

I don’t understand why you’d substitute a “b” where a “v” typically is, but I suppose it provides a good way to call a candidate for governor a “goober.”

Maybe they’ll use that in the debates.

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