Walking by the magistrates court the other day (I swear I wasn't going in there…not yet anyway), I heard this conversation between two legal sorts:
1st solicitor: I wouldn't mess with him though.
2nd solicitor: Why not?
1st solicitor: Well, I sincerely doubt that he would be able to reason using language alone.
And we all know what that last sentence means: He'd kick the fuck out of me (if I got smart).
Another gem comes from the Amateur Transplants who are "two junior doctors who practice medicine with varying degrees of success."
Or to put it another way, some of their patients snuff it…as is to be expected really; we've all got to peg it sooner or later.