One of the finest proletarian phenomenons of American culture is the “Yo Mama” put-down.
No matter how old you are, you just can’t resist their simple, concise wit.
I wish I was clever enough to make them up myself. Here are some of the absolute best:
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so stupid she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application not to write below the dotted line she put “OK.”
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
Yo mama so stupid it took her two hours to watch “60 Minutes.”
Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for “Star Wars.”
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her.
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, “OK.”
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.