There are some little things that bug me. The misuse of the word ‘so’ in certain situations is one of them. Airhead bimbo types are often the culprits.
You are so ugly.
You are so ugly that you make the Elephant Man look like Johnny Depp.
Of course, that’s not a very nice example but you get the idea. It makes for a much bolder statement.
Eric was so tired after running five miles that he made Rip Van Winkle seem like somebody with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder.
The challenge is to insult me in the boldest way possible by completing the following sentence:
Dan is so…