It's been a long time since I thought about that crazy Bizarro character from the "Superman" comic books.
He was the (somewhat loveable) villain who was everything opposite Superman. He even lived in "Bizarro World" and had his own language.
If memory serves, it took a different color Kryptonite to weaken him. And his "S" was mirror backwards.
The language wasn't esoteric or anything, like Klingon or something.
It was very proletarian. Very user-friendly, in a twisted Bizarro-like way.
In the heat of battle, Bizarro would tell Superman, "Me am trying easy to hug you. You am not a wimp."
Superman understoood.
It's easy, really. Just find a way to say the opposite (though sometimes you get confused and end up using the double negative, which we all know adds up to a positive, which isn't Bizarro talk at all).
Ohh … me am thinking this is smart subject to not write about.
me no have clue. pissed i am. me to go bed now. addictive is this. shot you should be…..fuck this. I sound like yoda.
four dinners, you’ve got more of a clue than i have. but maybe it’s the codydramol fucking with my neurowotsits and synapses. hope you’ve had a big greasy fry-up this morning to ease the hangover.
eric, british politian boris johnson would get the hang of this, only he does have a tendency to use the double negative combined with a special tone of voice which really makes you think about exactly what he’s meaning:
“I could not disagree with you less.” Say that in an obstinate kind of tone to someone and watch their eyes go up and to the left. The eyes always go up and to the left.
In fact it wasn’t Krypton that weakened Superman. This was a rumour put out by the Kryptonites. What really made Superman was wanking.
razzamatazz, with those tights he wears i’m surprised he’s got a wank in him!
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