It's been a long time since I thought about that crazy Bizarro character from the "Superman" comic books.
He was the (somewhat loveable) villain who was everything opposite Superman. He even lived in "Bizarro World" and had his own language.
If memory serves, it took a different color Kryptonite to weaken him. And his "S" was mirror backwards.
The language wasn't esoteric or anything, like Klingon or something.
It was very proletarian. Very user-friendly, in a twisted Bizarro-like way.
In the heat of battle, Bizarro would tell Superman, "Me am trying easy to hug you. You am not a wimp."
It's easy, really. Just find a way to say the opposite (though sometimes you get confused and end up using the double negative, which we all know adds up to a positive, which isn't Bizarro talk at all).
Ohh … me am thinking this is smart subject to not write about.